A Short Rant on Commercialism

25 Oct

Will somebody please hunt down the names of the human plagues who first brought to market sonar-activated tchotchkes that sing? I want them skinned.

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3 Responses to “A Short Rant on Commercialism”

  1. rhekelley October 25, 2013 at 6:28 pm #

    I guess I’ll be returning the the Big Mouth Billy Bass I got you for Christmas….
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/BIG-MOUTH-BILLY-BASS-SINGS-TAKE-ME-TO-THE-RIVER-DONT-WORRY-BE-HAPPY-Tested-/281191801864

    • moonstarcarmencs October 25, 2013 at 6:55 pm #

      I wonder if his distaste extends to sound-activated felines…

      • cspschofield October 25, 2013 at 7:23 pm #

        Felines cannot be tchotchkes. Tchotchkes are “dust collectors”. Cats are dust DISTRIBUTORS.

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